Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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