i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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