Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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