she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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