I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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