So drunk its hurt
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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