you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
