Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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