Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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