So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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