i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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