Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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