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I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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