I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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