There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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