at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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