Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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