yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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