went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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