I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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