at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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