Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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