Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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