So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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