hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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