Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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