found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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