somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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