Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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