thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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