I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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