yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
you would pick up someone in the library
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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