Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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