You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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