her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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