What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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