I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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