I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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