yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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