In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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