we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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