living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
false alarm, still single
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