pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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