Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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