Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
