If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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