you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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