i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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