Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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