8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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