no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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