I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
