He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I feel like abortions should bother me more
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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